Women's answers to men's ignorant questions
How true this is :)
Women, giggle at this practical joke on how men never gets it.
Men, really look into it and try to adapt, forgoodness!
*tsk.tsk.
1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
If she is getting dressed, this means ahalf an hour. Five minutes is only fiveminutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don'tDo It!
5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is anon-verbal statement often misunderstoodby men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Referback to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerousstatements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F@*K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.